Thursday, August 03, 2006


Hey, kids! Wanna feel the hed-writing excitement of being a page designer at The Joplin Globe? Try writing your own hed for this police report blurb about a 26-year-old woman who was allegedly assaulted by a man and a woman Tuesday:

Starsky Love, 30, 3516 S. Range Line Road, Apartment No. 10, is facing $25,000 bond in Newton County on a felony charge of second-degree assault.

Joplin police Lt. Geoff Jones said Rebekah J. Vandeveer, 26, was listed as the victim of the alleged assault Tuesday night at 3516 S. Range Line Road, Apartment No. 14.

Police were still looking for a woman who was with Love, according to Jones. The victim’s injuries included bruising on her body and a chipped tooth, Jones said. She also was bitten by both Love and the woman, Jones said.

Good ones from the design desk:

According to the story, Love is in custody. Anyone trying to find him at his apartment is looking for Love in all the wrong places.

The Mailbox will stop now.

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