Wednesday, September 13, 2006

VULTURE ANNOUNCES CANDIDACY FOR COMMISSIONER

The Joplin Globe reports that Danny Hensley has kicked off a write-in campaign for Jasper County Presiding Commissioner. Hensley, who held the job for 16 years, was defeated by Chuck Surface four years ago. Then all that DWI stuff came out and Surface lost the primary, though the Mailbox can neither confirm nor deny that those two things are actually related.

Here's the part that shows the feathery sheen and vulture-like neck of Hensley, as written by Susan Redden: "Hensley, who lives in rural Carthage and is an auctioneer and land developer, held the commission job for 16 years before losing to Chuck Surface four years ago. He said he did not file to run in the August primary 'because the time wasn't right.'"

The time wasn't right because Surface was still running. The guy that Hensley allegedly supported lost, also. So, why is he running now? Again?

Comments:
Hensley is running because he believes in choice. It is the American Way! Otherwise, Jasper County goes the way of Banana Republics elsewhere. Give us an chance to choose whether we want a drunk...or not. The citizens will REALLY have to want him to win, given his write in candidacy.
 
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