Friday, January 20, 2006
BRAD AND ANGELINA'S BABY: THE ANOINTED ONE
So, two of the most beautiful people on Earth are having a baby. Many have speculated that their progeny will be uber-human: So beautiful and attractive that every human born afterward will pale, every mother will be baby-poo green with envy and every father will commit hari-kiri in shame.
The Mailbox knows this because it heard the baby say so itself on its blog. Of course, the baby has a blog already. It's Brangelina's baby, hello? Keep reading all his embryonic wisdom.
Can't wait to see what the kid thinks of breastfeeding.
So, two of the most beautiful people on Earth are having a baby. Many have speculated that their progeny will be uber-human: So beautiful and attractive that every human born afterward will pale, every mother will be baby-poo green with envy and every father will commit hari-kiri in shame.
The Mailbox knows this because it heard the baby say so itself on its blog. Of course, the baby has a blog already. It's Brangelina's baby, hello? Keep reading all his embryonic wisdom.
Can't wait to see what the kid thinks of breastfeeding.
// posted by MoJoe @ 10:40 
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